Annoying People and How to Handle Them

Beware of the shortis first ever post:


Sometimes, I wonder, why people are annoying.

Were they made like that? Were they irritating even when they were small and tiny and babyish?

But why would good ol' God give us irksome people? So they must have developed their irritatingness on their own.

And so, since some people just feel the need to be irritating all the time, other people have to develop ways to 'win'.

And I just may have a few that I'm willing to share. Now, keep in mind, that some of these may work better for some people (ie: the people who are being annoyed) than others and some may work better on some people (ie: the people who are being annoying) than others.

And, also, keep in mind that you just might be able to get away with some of these (as they can be called 'abuse'. Pfft), but I find it still immensly helpful simply imaging some of these happening to the irksome 'target'.

But, maybe that's just me.


Ways to Win:

1. Always keep a neutral expression on your face.
2. Try not to lose your head frequently.
3. Bash their head in with a nearby hard object.
4. Pull the Act of Maturity: Shove your fingers in your ears and sing 'Lalalalala, I can't hear you! Lalalalala, I can't hear you!!'.
5. Knee them where it hurts most. (Works better on the male species)
6. Tilt your head sideways and adopt a thoughtful look. When they stop, confused, and ask 'What?' say, 'Your voice is quite annoying, did you know?' in the most innocent voice you can muster.
7. Suddenly, run away, screaming like mad.
8. Begin to sing opera. Badly.
9. Ask them what gender they are.
10. When they say, 'Right?', asking for your agreement, don't be polite and pretend you were listening, simply say, 'Huh?'.
11. Interupt them and say 'Do you know who you remind me of?' and when they ask who, suggest the first person that comes to your head. (Works best if you suggest a common-known irritating person of the opposite sex. ie: If it is a male, suggest *Miley Cyrus. If it is a female, suggest *Donald Duck. But *Justin Bieberoften works well with both genders.)
12. Start echoing what they say.
13. Every time you speak, do it in a bad accent.
14. Sing the alphabet. (Bonus points if you do it backwards!)
And finally:
15. Drop down to your knees and propose.


Most of these, I have actually used. But if you use one on somebody and get into trouble, remember: It was a **muscle spasm.

I hope you enjoyed reading these though, I had fun relating and remembering using them. If you do use some, always remember me!

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*I am not trying to make fun of any of these lovely people. I am merely suggesting that most people of the teenager age find them at least mildly annoying. I for one, happen to enjoy Miley Cyrus, but, what can you do?

**I am not trying to make fun of someone who actually has muscle spasms. I really am not. My friend, A, uses that excuse everytime she hits someone or knocks something out of someone's hand on purpose. If you find it offensive, just tell me. I'm sorry. Don't sue me, though. I am quite broke at the present moment.